Vegas, Baby

"When you're in Vegas, you dress up. That's the whole thing." --Blake

Second Marriage Wish List

“Maybe you'll find someone just like me, but who likes camping.” —Eric

The Answer Is 42

“I've had a big dog before. It's not the answer.” —Blake

Planet Earth: Rainforest vs. Arctic

“Your stick's dirty? I'm sorry—I'm keeping my baby alive with my fat rolls.” —Sarah

Tales from Mount Laurel

“He's the only guy I know to ride a horse to Area 41. Then his wife's implants were inflamed and he had to go home and care for her.” —Bailey

Get in Your Place, Bass

“It's not all about the bass. It's about rock and roll. But bass is good.” —Blake

On a Pedestal

Me: I used to play with those when I was a baby.
Blake: All the best things in life, you probably used to play with.

Blake on The Walking Dead

It's what could really happen, zombie-wise.

No, Please, Keep Talking

Loud drunk girl: The Grammys are made out of their own special element called Grammium and they had to make a place for it on the elemental table.
Bartender: Shhhh

Moving Day

Me: This bed has been moved so many times.

Eric: You'd think it would know how to get ready on its own. 

Eric on the GoPro

A GoPro is something you wear on your helmet so you have your bike wreck for YouTube.