And Let's Hope You Didn't Procreate First

"People think 'I don't think it will happen to me. I've driven tired plenty of times and not had an accident.' The difficulty with that particular argument is that you usually only have one fatigue-related accident and then you are removed from the gene pool." --straightfaced British guy on sleep deprivation documentary

(Game Night Craziness!)

"The real bitch of it was everyone thought I was a calculator. I have an antenna!" ~Erin

"Just because I have a pool doesn't mean it's a sex pool." ~Anna

"You're not having a good time without Kohler. K-O-H-L-E-R." ~Anna

Adventures in Puerto Rico

"We bit off more than we could chew. But we washed it down with some rum punch." ~Eric

"Alabama? Really? You don't sound hick." ~waitress at roadside restaurant

Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge

"Life would be so much easier for you if you lived in reality. Your life is a constant episode of Scrubs." ~Eric