Grow Up, Already

Me: "What are you, still in your early twenties?" It just sounds like such an insult.
Eric: It's not an insult. It's a concern.

Evil Monkey

"The last straw was when the monkey bit my sister." —my grandmother

Entrepreneur Goes Rogue

"I've figured out why all my previous money-making ideas haven't panned out. I've been trying to work within the limits of the law." ~Eric