Keeping Dion in the Dark: Priceless

"It doesn't have a pricetag on it. How do I know how much to love you now?" ~Dion

Mini-mosity

"To me, this is the fun size. Those little ones, those aren't fun." ~Holly, holding up the "real" fun size 3 Musketeers

I Love CBS Football

"If you're a connoisseur of turnovers, today is your day."~-Verne Lundquist

Our Superstore Is Superer Than Your Superstore

Adam: Their Wal-Mart isn't even an updated Wal-Mart.

Love? I Don't Know About That

Me: OK, I'll just sit here and be boring.
Eric: Finally, the Kate I know and love.

How Can Mashed Potatoes Ever Be Wrong?

Eric: What are you going to cook with that?
Me: Mashed potatoes?
Eric: You just went the wrong way on the delicious scale.

The Accidental Postmodernist

"I seem to have created a postmodern pagan death punk living space." ~Nelson