The Complicated Thought Process of a Network Engineer

"I would think you're joking, except that I'm pretty sure you're serious." ~Eric

My Thoughts Exactly

"Why are some cats softer than others? Is it possible I have the softest cat in the world?" ~question sent in to Slate.com's Explainer

Gold, Frankincense, and Futuristic Technology

Me (listening to "Sleigh Ride"): Do you ever wonder what Christmas used to be like to make people want to write songs like this?
Eric: No. I guess I just assumed they'd always been there. Like when they opened the box that came with Jesus, there were a couple of CDs in there.

Excusable, If He Weren't Parked at Home Depot

"That's the parking job of a man whose wife is in labor and he has to get parked before the head pops out." ~Eric

Ironically, It's Probably the One Thing He Won't Get

"All I want for Christmas is some shame." ~Eric

Lots of Fun With Pictionary

"Fart is equal to smocking. I mean, come on." ~Betsy