Car Problems

"I broke my whole undercarriage, and that's not a euthanism." -Megan

House Hunting

Me: If you find a walking house...
Eric: You don't hesitate. You buy that shit.

Living With You, for One

Me: I don't want to live on a hill like that. That would get old, I'm telling you.
Eric: You say that about a lot of things. What wouldn't get old, besides being in a traveling carnival?

They're More Concerned About the Cheap Shirt

"And then my shirt breaks and my boob falls out, and I'm like, 'Oh, yeah, we're in a gay club. I don't care.'" -Megan

God Doesn't Understand Highway 280

Eric: They didn't have traffic lights when God was around...I guess God was never really "around."
Me: God was always around.
Eric: Yeah, but not in traffic.