May 23, 2008

Suddenly, As In Constantly for the Past Year and a Half

Me: How does it always happen that I have nothing to wear? Suddenly I don't feel right in any of my clothes.
Eric: Suddenly I don't feel right about not having a big screen.

May 06, 2008

5 de Mayo—Vive La Tequila! Or Not

Waiter: And for you sir?
Eric: Coke.
Waiter: On the rocks? Oh...Coke.