But "Buffy the Vegetarian Slayer" Just Doesn't Have the Same Ring to It

Eric: Christine's a vampire.
Me: What?
Eric: She's a vegetarian. If you don't eat red meat, you're sucking blood from something.

Ask a Johnson a Question, You Get a Johnson Answer

Leigh: Adam, that's big chunky salsa. What is that?
Adam: Big chunky salsa.