Catwoman: Maybe Not So Crazy After All

Eric, looking at a picture of a cheetah: That is just the most beautiful animal. I can see why that plastic surgery lady wanted to look like that.

He Doesn't Take Kindly to Health Food

Eric: Aren't beans technically not a vegetable?

Me: They're a legume.

Eric: Watch your mouth.

I Think I'm Being Mocked

Me: Stop, they know you're mocking them.

Eric: They shove their tongues up their own noses. They don't know what mocking is.

(a little bit later)

Eric: Does that goat know I'm mocking him too? He's old enough to know."