A Veiled Insult, Without the Veil

"People in the publishing industry are weird. And you are one of those people." ~Eric

So Much for Romantic Walks on the Beach

Me: We'll be walking when we're at the beach; we just won't be able to tell how far we walk.
(puzzled look from Eric)
Me: I'll be walking.
Eric: Yeah. Thanks for clearing that up.

So Misunderstood

Eric: "Where do you think this theater ranks in terms of..."
Floyd: Nazi architecture? 

Phone My Family, Tell 'Em I'm Lost on the Sidewalk

"They call me Ansel Adams." ~Eric

Turning Prayers To Outrageous Dares

"Conrad's doing the Psalms on Wednesday night. Solid, solid." ~Floyd 

He Must Be High

"It's...chickentastic." ~Floyd

CSI: Broadway

"I was going to write a musical: Autopsy." ~Geoff