Day 4: More Praise for the Beach

"What kind of a wuss gulf only goes a mile deep?" ~Eric

Her Inner Peter Pan Wants Out

"Because I get shorter ... And I want to fly." ~Jessica, explaining why gravity is something she fears

Day 1 of Beach Vacation

"Enough of this saltwater air. It's too sticky." ~Eric

How Ballsy Is It?

"That's ballsier than white cloth napkins at a barbecue restaurant." ~Eric

I Hope We're Talking About Gardening

"My days as a hoer are over." ~Bettye, 70-something

Why Katie's Parents Won't Attend the Wedding

"Number one, they're Catholic. Number two, he's a freak." ~Holly

Awesomeness Begins Early

"My mom breast-fed us. That's why I'm so awesome now." ~Jessica

O'er the Land of the Republicans

"Welcome to the red state of Alabama." --Mary Beth, hearing the national anthem on the plane the instant we landed in AL

Shh...I Don't Think She Knows Yet

Me: I think Sophia's ADD.
Adam: I think she's a housecat.

Some Horn-Rimmed Glasses Should Do It

"If you can't be gorgeous, the second best is edgy." ~Alice

Unless You're Tommy Lee

"If you can't stay sober for a 24-hour period, you're going to have academic difficulty." ~Ashley

And He Cuts the Grass Too

"You live with a live concert." ~Ashley