December 31, 2014

iAnxiety

Where is the Cloud? Who's got our stuff? Nobody works at the Cloud. --Laura

December 16, 2014

The Game of Life

They were getting married and divorced, and I was like, where are your morals? —Laura

You Can Take the Girl Out of Butler...

Your thang just danged. —Sommer

Charter Bus Challenges

Everyone knows you can't put your wife in the bay. —Mark

Entitled Buttmunchers

We spent $400 on ribs that night. We said fuck it, we'll sleep in the truck. —Snable

It's a Logistics Problem

I have two kids. I don't hang out at the Plaza at 3 a.m. That's why I don't see B. Dyer anymore. —Snable

Schizotarian

The voices in my head eat meat. —Laura