A Man's Take on Fear-Inducing Power Tools

"I'd take that two-cycle chainsaw and make it a four-cycle and add a catalytic converter." --Eric

I Need a Bed, He Needs an Audience

"I don't know what it is about four beers, but after four, I need a guitar." ~Eric

What You Talkin' About, Willis?

"You think with your face." ~Eric

Recession Hits High School Pranksters

Adam: They left a note on a teacher's car saying that they were going to blow it up.
Eric: What ever happened to eggs and toilet paper?
Adam: Those things are expensive these days.