Calendars Everybody Wants

"Ham? Ham? There's no meat category?" ~Eric, browsing calendars on Calendars.com

ACDC, ACDC, ACDC, Nightswimming, ACDC

"Juke box play is like Texas Hold 'Em. It's a whole different ball game when there's money on the table." ~B. Dyer

Is That Your Final Diagnosis?

"He's kinda retarded...He's pretty much retarded...He's totally retarded." ~Mark

Another Great Way to Get a Date

"Sometimes I introduce myself as, 'Hi. I'm Eric. I know someone with a Blue Oyster Cult tattoo." ~Eric