She Should Have Been an Accountant

Me: I thought you said you only carry 1 credit card.
GaGa: Well that's the way things are. Nobody ever tells everything completely, the whole thing, the way it always is.

Isn't It Ironic?

John Denver: I'm leaving on a jet plane. I don't know when I'll be back again.
Eric: What you did was leave on an ultralight and didn't come back at all.

Boot-Cut Friday Is So Five Minutes Ago

"It's Tight-Pants Monday. That's the new trend." ~Amanda S.