What's New Is Old

"This must be their new stuff. It's very retro." —Julie

This

"The market's not ready for you yet, Eric." —Jeff

Life Without Curbside Recycling

Me: Sometimes I wonder if our house would smell better if we didn't hoard our garbage.
Eric: Sometimes I wonder if life would seem better if we didn't refer to it as 'hoarding our garbage.'

Resistance Is Futile

Eric: I'm going to build a temporary structure.
Me: OK
Eric: I like that answer.