The Time Bomb Next Door

"I wouldn't want to be his neighbor because whoever's his neighbor, one day is going to have to testify in court." ~Eric

He Makes a Mean Old-Fashioned Too

"Frank Stitt is classically trained in French cooking, which is the pinnacle of culinary...whatever, something or other." ~Eric

Just Say No

"If there's one thing you can say about drug culture, it's that it's not cool." ~Mark

Poetic Justice

"I poked myself in the face intimidating you." ~Adam

Uncool by Association

Me: Hey, I know that guy.

Eric: God, don't admit that.

He Doesn't Do Metaphors

"You can't express something as profound as life after death using a couple of fetuses talking to each other." ~Eric

Not Getting Any Younger

"I'll give it 10 minutes. If this place doesn't shape up soon, I'm going to Above." ~girl in bathroom at Steel

The Invisible Emotion

"It's hard to document lonely. The camera doesn't pick up the desperation." ~Adam

Hipster Envy

"Life would be so much easier if we were all hipsters." ~Eric

The Line Is Drawn

"It wouldn't be unusual for me to read an article about networking when I'm on the toilet, but I'm not reading about SAN storage when I'm on the toilet." --Eric