Life Lessons

"If I've learned one thing...Never race someone that doesn't have a license plate." ~Eric

"When I see people doing carbombs, yes I feel older because the thought of doing those makes me cringe, but I feel smarter because I now know that St. Patrick's Day is for amateurs, rookies, and people about to be stopped at roadblocks." --Chris

"People will break into your house if they think you have In-Laws memorabilia." ~Mark

"Music should not be about football. That's one of the biggest problems with our state." ~Shawn

Big Day

Eric: All that happened today?
Amanda: The heart attack and the liquor store and the not-gonna-make-it? Yeah, that was all today.

The Problem with Jam Bands

Sharon: Are they still on the same song?
Eric: At some point, I need to clap.