Adventures at Egan's

"I've been working on my closed-quarters kicks." ~ Eric


"Can we get a couple of beers to the bathroom concourse?" ~Tommy

"I actually grew up in Fort Morgan. You know, the fort?" ~Sweet Dog

Why Cam Shouldn't Wing It

"Had he thought about it before, he wouldn't have talked about his mother's womb on national television." ~Eric

Happy New Year, Baby

"Baby, it's 2011. We're not worried about money anymore." ~Eric

Drunken Goat Cheese

Eric: That's what I want to be reincarnated as.

Kailyn and Kate: Cheese?

Eric: No, a drunk goat.

Great Expectations

"I spend 79 cents on a pen, I want it to draw for 10 miles." ~Eric

Old Man Ozzy

"What's wrong with Ozzy? He's awesome. He's like an old man, but he's emo." ~10-year-old kid at Mudtown

The Elian Gonzalez Museum

"Had to be aliens. No earthly event would make a closet worth looking at." ~Mickey