Yet He Didn't Buy the Shoes

Me: You look like a cross between Jesus and a 40-year-old Sandestin-goer.

Eric: That sounds like a life worth living.

I Don't Take Him Seriously

Me: Why do you keep thinking about that quote? Because it's the funniest thing you've ever said?
Eric: You just think the things I say are funny. But in context, they're serious, maybe even profound.