Kids: Stifling Sopranos Everywhere

"I didn't get to sing in the choir very much when we were in Kansas City because I was having babies and couldn't go much. In Greenville, I couldn't sing in the choir because I had to sit with the children that I'd had." ~my grandmother 

The Effects of Too Much Super Mario Brothers

"Why is it that when I'm carrying on a conversation in my head, it's always with an Italian guy's voice?" ~Eric