Why I Won't Let Him Go To Asia

Caption on Sunrise Earth about Chinese fisherman: The traditional palm frond shield repels water and protects from the hot sun.
Eric: Yeah, well it's still unnecessarily shaped. But the skirt too? That's gotta be some gay ceremonial garb or something.

The Man Does Not Snack. And I'm the Weird One?

Me: Wouldn't it be cool if humans had pouches like kangaroos?
Eric: You'd just keep snack food in yours.
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Eric: Lord have mercy on your after-hours colon.