Eric Does Color Commentary for Junior Brown

"What the hell is going on?"
"WTF was that?"
"I think he's hit his stride."
"OK, he lost me."
"It's not even in the same key."
"Is that In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida?"
"I don't think Junior can handle Birmingham weed."

We Heart Kato-Kailyn

"She doesn't say much, but when she does, it's rife with sarcasm." ~Deon

An 11-Year-Old with a .50-Caliber Revolver Spells It Any Way He Wants

"They misspelled Lynyrd Skynyrd on their Web site. Of all the people, I would think the person who killed a 1,000-lb. pig would know how to spell Lynyrd Skynyrd." ~Eric

The First Step Is Admitting You're From Alabaster

"That's the bumper sticker I've always wanted to get--Goat Ropers Need Love Too." ~Geoff

Scrushy's Second Coming

"He's back. Mr. Charisma. But this time he brings the power of the Lord." --Geoff

And Apparently, No Shame

"This is Natalie. I had the lasagna." ~Natalie