The More You Know, There Must Be Something Wrong With You

"He must be autistic. He knows all the state flowers. There's no other reason to know that." ~Eric

I Think the Total Number is 31 Now

"I have more balls than y'all think I do." ~Natalie

The Fewer Brain Cells, The Better

"Two decent Long Island iced teas would definitely help me do circuit conversions." ~Eric

The Best Pick-Up Line Ever

"You look like someone who just doesn't get shaken enough." ~Eric