Word Problems Are for Girls

Mason, age 10: Can you have an uncle that's the same age as you?
Brittany (Mason's mom): Well, if something happened to me someday and your dad got remarried and they had a son, that would be your brother. And then if you had a son around the same time, your little brother would be your son's uncle, even though they're the same age.
Mason: I don't get chick math.

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Eric: Well, we haven't played in awhile, and I usually can remember the words better when it's been a long time since we played.
Tanner: God you're such an artist, Eric.
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Me: I didn't even feel like drinking tonight.
Eric: Me neither. The only reason I did is because I don't trust the water at the Nick.

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream

"I find myself wanting more and more to ride the troll train again." ~Eric

That's Enough, Hoobastank.

(listening to "The Reason" at a restaurant)

Eric: I can't take it anymore.
Me: Just a few more seconds. It's almost over.
Eric: No it's not. The drums start up again right here. They make you think it's over. But no. They rock you even harder.

Growing Up Is Hard To Do

"To find out Santa doesn't exist, that's one thing. But he drives a Dodge Demon??" ~Geoff