Cheap Hotels

"Did you know hotels are not cheap anymore? They're like $80." —Amy

Not in the Ear!

Me: I was just yesterday told not to put anything in my ear.
Stephen: There goes the love life.

Crawfish Cult

"It's good to be back in the South. Are y'all liquored up? Liquored up on Jesus." ~Ian Astbury

State of Unconsciousness

"Technically, you cannot give consent if you're not conscious. I mean, according to the law." ~Laurel