Kate's Quote Book

 "Remember when Christmas decorations used to be about Christmas and not dead sex offenders?" —Nicolette

 "I enjoy hanging out with people. It's a skill of mine."

 "I know what Niagara Falls is. I've seen it. The idea is just...death."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of a single historical battle that shouldn't have included kitties with bonnets." ~Sar...

"There’s no resistin’ the Christian." "Dogs don't really care about NASA or any of that stuff."

If someone throws a rock through your window, that's grounds for removal from your life, is it not? —Keith She got framed in a cat-kil...

If I got any throat tattoo, it would be that one. —Michael If I could have anything, it would be a magic carpet. —Bobbi

Bobbi: Where's that vodka? Me: I haven't seen any vodka. Bobbi: I'll find it.

Challenge yourself to do this: Break up some glow sticks, bundle them up, and shove them in an egg. —probably Alicia

Sommer: Have you ever heard of bleeding to death? Maggie: From my earlobe? Sommer: Your head is very vascular. Maggie: We don't need ...

I'm in the zone in all areas. I feel like I could assemble a large puzzle. —Blake

He's just an eccentric programmer that happened to develop the most popular social media platform in the world.

So I can literally ask it whatever.

You never know when a song is going to be about murder. —Nicolette

I want you to have everything you want. But I don't have anything to mix with vodka. —Blake

Tanya: Did she say a kid? Me: She said a cat. Tanya: No, she said a kid.

"Body fart" "I think meat stick could be really good because it could be a Slim Jim or..." "Come here, bad girl...

I'm living my best life—but don't put apples in my dessert. —Nicolette

I would do anything for you—except talk to those motherfuckers at Mortgage Bank. —Eric

Me: What are you doing to your exhaust? Blake: Trying to make it sound like a Porsche. Me: [side eye] Are you trying to make a loud car? ...

Bobbi: Mike, we're having the lumberjack party here. Mike: Those fuckers aren't coming in my house, though. 

"If you can put that in your vagina, then surely I can put it her ear." —Sommer

"There are two sides to every story: black, white, and gray."

Me: I'm going to make my New Year's tradition to do nothing. Blake: You were just talking about cleaning out the house.

Me: How many firearms do you think are in the building? Blake: Twelve.