Eric on the GoPro

A GoPro is something you wear on your helmet so you have your bike wreck for YouTube.

iAnxiety

Where is the Cloud? Who's got our stuff? Nobody works at the Cloud. --Laura

The Game of Life

They were getting married and divorced, and I was like, where are your morals? —Laura

You Can Take the Girl Out of Butler...

Your thang just danged. —Sommer

Charter Bus Challenges

Everyone knows you can't put your wife in the bay. —Mark

Entitled Buttmunchers

We spent $400 on ribs that night. We said fuck it, we'll sleep in the truck. —Snable

It's a Logistics Problem

I have two kids. I don't hang out at the Plaza at 3 a.m. That's why I don't see B. Dyer anymore. —Snable

Schizotarian

The voices in my head eat meat. —Laura

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

"She was like, I bet you can be lots of fun, and I was like, yeah I'm tons of fun." —Eric

Movie Trivia, Mike Todd Edition

"What's that one about the dolphin that keeps coming up?" —Mike

If You Want to Split Hairs

Verne: He tries to get to the 20, and he does.

Eric: He tried to get to the end zone. 

We'd Have Done It Right the First Time

Me: "Right after I cooked that Buffalo chicken casserole I found a better recipe."

Eric: "Oh no. If we didn't have regrets, what would we have?"

Well, Yeah

"So I didn't want to go in the well because I get claustrophobic, and Randy didn't want to go down because he had better shit to do." —Leigh

It Takes All Types

"Why doesn't he shower?"
"He's different. He's a forager."

Marriage

Eric: What's the most annoying thing I do?

Me: Trying to talk to me when I'm leaving the room. What's the most annoying thing I do?

Eric: Leaving the room when I'm talking to you. 

Honest Mother

"I'm sorry you're sick. But at least you're quiet." —Sommer

What's New Is Old

"This must be their new stuff. It's very retro." —Julie

This

"The market's not ready for you yet, Eric." —Jeff

Life Without Curbside Recycling

Me: Sometimes I wonder if our house would smell better if we didn't hoard our garbage.
Eric: Sometimes I wonder if life would seem better if we didn't refer to it as 'hoarding our garbage.'

Resistance Is Futile

Eric: I'm going to build a temporary structure.
Me: OK
Eric: I like that answer.

Announcing the Obvious

"This is a game of some degree of physicality." --Verne Lundquist 

Disaster Porn

"My favorite plane crash—and I know it's wrong to have a favorite..." —Mickey

Truth

"Some chocolate is better than no chocolate." —Sarah

Sophisticated Palate

"The only thing better than chicken in a biscuit is a sour cream and onion Pringle." —Phillip

School of Rock Dropouts

"Oh, I know Jack Black." —typical response to our Halloween costume, the White Stripes