"Remember when Christmas decorations used to be about Christmas and not dead sex offenders?" —Nicolette
Kate's Quote Book
I'm Always Listening
August 24, 2021
EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF
February 15, 2021
August 19, 2019
Where War Went Wrong
"Come to think of it, I can't think of a single historical battle that shouldn't have included kitties with bonnets." ~Sara
The Tao of Mark
"There’s no resistin’ the Christian."
"Dogs don't really care about NASA or any of that stuff."
"Dogs don't really care about NASA or any of that stuff."
With Friends Like These
If someone throws a rock through your window, that's grounds for removal from your life, is it not? —Keith
She got framed in a cat-killing case. —Alicia
She got framed in a cat-killing case. —Alicia
Alabama Dreamin'
If I got any throat tattoo, it would be that one. —Michael
If I could have anything, it would be a magic carpet. —Bobbi
If I could have anything, it would be a magic carpet. —Bobbi
DIY Pool Lighting
Challenge yourself to do this: Break up some glow sticks, bundle them up, and shove them in an egg. —probably Alicia
Don't Rain on the Piercing Parade, Mom
Sommer: Have you ever heard of bleeding to death?
Maggie: From my earlobe?
Sommer: Your head is very vascular.
Maggie: We don't need you.
Maggie: From my earlobe?
Sommer: Your head is very vascular.
Maggie: We don't need you.
One Sheet to the Wind
I'm in the zone in all areas. I feel like I could assemble a large puzzle. —Blake
Blake on Mark Zuckerberg
He's just an eccentric programmer that happened to develop the most popular social media platform in the world.
One Mixer Short of a Full Bar
I want you to have everything you want. But I don't have anything to mix with vodka. —Blake
Girls Trip (Names Withheld to Protect the Innocent)
"Body fart"
"I think meat stick could be really good because it could be a Slim Jim or..."
"Come here, bad girl."
"My smile muscles are inflamed."
"The back of the van, where Ali was conceived."
"In New Zealand, if you're a cunt, you're a good cunt."
"I need a verb." "Prairie-doggin'."
"Twerking. It makes me have to pee, though."
"I think meat stick could be really good because it could be a Slim Jim or..."
"Come here, bad girl."
"My smile muscles are inflamed."
"The back of the van, where Ali was conceived."
"In New Zealand, if you're a cunt, you're a good cunt."
"I need a verb." "Prairie-doggin'."
"Twerking. It makes me have to pee, though."
November 29, 2018
What Meat Loaf Was Referring To
I would do anything for you—except talk to those motherfuckers at Mortgage Bank. —Eric
More Cowbell
Me: What are you doing to your exhaust?
Blake: Trying to make it sound like a Porsche.
Me: [side eye] Are you trying to make a loud car?
Blake: It's not loud...um...it's tuned. When you see what I create, you'll understand.
Blake: Trying to make it sound like a Porsche.
Me: [side eye] Are you trying to make a loud car?
Blake: It's not loud...um...it's tuned. When you see what I create, you'll understand.
No Axes Allowed
Bobbi: Mike, we're having the lumberjack party here.
Mike: Those fuckers aren't coming in my house, though.
September 20, 2018
August 02, 2018
I'm a Gemini
Me: I'm going to make my New Year's tradition to do nothing.
Blake: You were just talking about cleaning out the house.
Blake: You were just talking about cleaning out the house.
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